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y halo thar. i is sweeners cat. i are demun baber of fleet street. mah wife wuz taken by sum stoopid dog named turnip or tighpants or sum stoopid name liek that. cuz thar was this baber an his wife, and she were rlly pritty. i liek mudkips. also i are half demun half kittens half baber and half sexy too.

newai, i gotta kill turnip or sumthin liek that cuz he stoled mah daughter banana. also thar is this dood beetle bambam or sumthin. i think he are involved sumhow.

lieks
pritty wimmins
mudkips
banana

unlieks
turnips
dogs
beetle

i liek beetlejuice bcuz i learns how to juice beetle. also tim burton. an wut u mean nitemare b4 cris-mast isn't about boat? says it rite thar in tietl. cris-mast. i think jonny depp are cute but he are not pritty wimmins. he are not mudkips, neither.

i has razors. do you wishes to see mah razors? they are razors. they are oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiny...

pm to cyber. a/s/l. no cyber if ur turnip or banana.

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