urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:sweeners_cat Sweener Cat Sweener Cat 2008-05-13T09:21:25Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:sweeners_cat:1362 2008-05-13T09:21:25Z 2008-05-13T09:21:25Z i are still alive! i were hidin frum turnip cuz he stoled mah fish hedz and mah banana.<br /><br />i tryin to get mah banana back tho.<br /><br />missus lovett i miss you and when is our seeside weddin gonna be? i needs to make gest list. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:sweeners_cat:1237 2008-04-10T02:10:11Z 2008-04-10T02:10:11Z [<i>It has come to our attention that there is a fake Sweeners Cat running around on DeviantArt. This is not the real Sweeners Cat. If you see this false Sweeners Cat, do not approach him; he may be armed and dangerous. <br /><br />This message brought to you by the *real* <span class='ljuser ljuser-name_sweeners_cat' lj:user='sweeners_cat' style='white-space: nowrap;'><a href='http://sweeners-cat.livejournal.com/profile'><img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /></a><a href='http://sweeners-cat.livejournal.com/'><b>sweeners_cat</b></a></span>'s handler and personal trainer, <span class='ljuser ljuser-name_eddiesteddy4711' lj:user='eddiesteddy4711' style='white-space: nowrap;'><a href='http://eddiesteddy4711.livejournal.com/profile'><img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /></a><a href='http://eddiesteddy4711.livejournal.com/'><b>eddiesteddy4711</b></a></span>. ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!</i>] urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:sweeners_cat:968 2008-04-07T19:01:06Z 2008-04-07T19:01:06Z ty to every1 who is mah frends<br /><br />ilu all urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:sweeners_cat:679 2008-04-05T23:50:18Z 2008-04-05T23:50:18Z hi. i are sweeners cat. if you wishes to be mah frend plz frend me bcuz i only has missus lovett for company and she are not too cool<br /><br />if ur turnip or beetle plz do not frend bcuz i haets you. if ur banana, plz frend bcuz im ur daddy.