i are still alive! i were hidin frum turnip cuz he stoled mah fish hedz and mah banana.

i tryin to get mah banana back tho.

missus lovett i miss you and when is our seeside weddin gonna be? i needs to make gest list.

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ty to every1 who is mah frends

ilu all

hi. i are sweeners cat. if you wishes to be mah frend plz frend me bcuz i only has missus lovett for company and she are not too cool

if ur turnip or beetle plz do not frend bcuz i haets you. if ur banana, plz frend bcuz im ur daddy.